Today's petitions to Number 10.
And there are some corkers:
"Ban TV / Magazine advertisement of Credit Cards and Personal Loans".
Who cares about commercial freedom of speech? How will folk discover other financial options? etc etc...
"Fruit and vegetables should be given to people via NHS instead of Slimming medication".
And that would be cheap, wouldn't it?
"Be fairer to the Southwest of England".
Hmm. You are generally prettier than Croydon. Feel better now?
Make rule 238 of the Highway Code an endorsable offence and therfore educate drivers that do not return to the loft (sic) most lane of the motorway after overtaking".
I suppose that could work with underpasses.
"Introduce atx (sic) for people with a B.M.I tax of 30 or over, i.e obese people".
We are a nation of punishment feaks, aren't we?
"Stop prosecuting minor offences in court, birch them and send them on their way".
As above. 'Sending them on their way' is the best bit.
"Ban TV / Magazine advertisement of Credit Cards and Personal Loans".
Who cares about commercial freedom of speech? How will folk discover other financial options? etc etc...
"Fruit and vegetables should be given to people via NHS instead of Slimming medication".
And that would be cheap, wouldn't it?
"Be fairer to the Southwest of England".
Hmm. You are generally prettier than Croydon. Feel better now?
Make rule 238 of the Highway Code an endorsable offence and therfore educate drivers that do not return to the loft (sic) most lane of the motorway after overtaking".
I suppose that could work with underpasses.
"Introduce atx (sic) for people with a B.M.I tax of 30 or over, i.e obese people".
We are a nation of punishment feaks, aren't we?
"Stop prosecuting minor offences in court, birch them and send them on their way".
As above. 'Sending them on their way' is the best bit.
Labels: Common sense? What's that?
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